My Last Month @ Sabah T.T

     Why does it take seconds to say hello but forever to say goodbye? I ain't findin out how the hello runs, but I already knew how long it took to say "goodbye"... My leave got delayed for around 8 months. Although not sincerely, but Thank you GOD!!! (for letting me stay longer)
    Why can't we get all the ones we like and then just stay together? That thought would make me naive. Because that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more time. One month is too short to throw away my life here. Too much to miss, too much to leave behind...
    ~ Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell ~ This quote by Jean Paul Ritcher was proved to be true. I'd make my last month here happy, and I won't get into arguments like I always did (i think). I'm gonna cherish my last moments here...

    Apology time!!!

School frenz:
To Anand: I didn't took ur pen and I didn't throw it out of the window...    To Bishant: I don't feel that bad about poking ur ass through the chair, and I didn't put a dead cockroach into ur drawer before Sports Day...     To Ng Kar Chun: Sorry I ran a highlight pen all over your head ^^     To Hong Yi Zhi: Ermmm (Actually I don't feel sorry about the things I did to you...)     To Teo: Sorry I hated you and talked bad of you (But I still hate you and will still talk bad of you :D)      Godwin: I took $1 from you and it was a complete accident :p     To Yeo: I accidentally threw your bottle to the ground floor from our class (But I cleaned it)     To Daniel: Sorry I stole your girl...     To Mustapha: Sorry for changin your name, haha...     To Gwen: I did have the other 2 books of Vampire Diaries, but I promised not to borrow it out...    There are others, these are the ones I remember^^

Other frenz:
To Chris: Sorry I broke your knee...     To Stanley: Sorry I dumped your sis...     To Kit Chun: Yarh I am the one who punched you, not Danny... (Salah target bha)     Kepada 'Tikus': Bha jangan marah, sya mengaku sya ter-tembak ko dalam Counter...     To Max: Sorry I made fun of your name T.T     To Melvin: Ya, I took the Harry Potter book...     To Michelle: Sorry I made you cry that day (I really am)     To Adriel: I don't feel bad I kicked your face during Tae-Kwon-Do training...     To Jason: Sorry for telling ur girl you are gay, hehe......     To Cookie: Yup, i did tell them about it     To Man Chai: Lolx, u still dunno who hid ur clothes in the bush kan xD?    


And to someone if you know who you are: I didn't got bored of you... But I know the earlier we end, the less sad I will be when I leave. And back then, I wasn't fooling around with anyone behind your back...

    Now' I'm putting a stopper to this post. And I'm gonna include this:

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes.  A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.  And meeting again, after moments or lifetime, is certain for those who are friends.  ~Richard Bach~
~The End~

Not KKHS teachers!!!

    "Teachers treat us bad for our own good". This phrase is repeated over and over again by those snobs called 'TEACHERS' at school. Is this true? Or they just 'diao' us up for fun? Either way, I don't care. What's the point of going to school if the teachers brainwash you for walking slowly? You don't own the road, DAMMIT!!! And I can tell the teachers are blind, mahu juga walk behind me! Padahal the whole road is over 3M long...

p.s. In civilized conversation, there's a little something called 'EXCUSE ME' , so if you got a problem with the way I walk, use it. Or you can just go home and shove your brain up your ass la cause you're not using it...

My conclusion : The phrase said above is just a way for teachers to screw with us without us knowing it...

A Smart Child (another stupid joke)

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!

Harry replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

Harry: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?

Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."

Son Of A Bitch (joke)

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

可怜的我

  嗨， 懒惰打字的我终于开始玩 blog 了。 （虽然 e-mail 是假的) 要不是我的华语老师讲会影响考试成绩， 我才费事管他。
  erm， 周记是要写下整个礼拜发生的事kan？ Tapi 我不知道要写什么。 所以就 stop 在这里啦。。。
  End Of Story... (although no happy ending)